So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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