I accidentally had phone sex last night
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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