...so i touched it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
