Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Green mimosas i think yes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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