Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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