Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i think im in europe. pls send help
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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