If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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