id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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