He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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