Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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