So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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