Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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