discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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