he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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