I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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