The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
