i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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