Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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