S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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