Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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