fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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