i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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