Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is classic penis vs brain.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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