i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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