belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
