i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I need to align my fucking chakras
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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