I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize