I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
