I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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