:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
you're hired as official boob wrangler
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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