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i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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