We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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