census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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