But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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