Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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