ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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