He is an equal opportunity slut.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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