Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
