if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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