i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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