doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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