Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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