God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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