Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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