How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
farters have to be the big spoon...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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