The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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