How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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