porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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