i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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