Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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