This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Randomize
