you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am available for nakedness
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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