I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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