therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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