Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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