I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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